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Most of our standard T-shirts are printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex T-shirt. It uses soft ring-spun cotton or cotton-blend fabric, a modern classic fit, taped neck and shoulders, and a tear-away label.

Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Sport Grey and Antique Heather colors use a 90% cotton and 10% polyester blend. Other heather colors use a 65% polyester and 35% cotton blend.

Exact fiber content can vary by selected color. The material information shown on the individual product page applies to the product and color you select.

Use the size guide located near the size selector. The Gildan 64000 has a modern classic unisex fit, but shirt sizing can feel different from one brand or garment style to another.

For the most reliable comparison, lay a shirt you already like flat and compare its width and length with the measurements in our size guide.

• Choose your usual unisex size for a standard everyday fit.
• Consider sizing up when you prefer a looser or more relaxed fit.
• When you are between sizes, the larger size is generally the safer choice.

Because each shirt is printed after the order is placed, please double-check the selected size before checkout. Return eligibility is explained in our Return and Refund Policy .

Every StupidShirts.com product is printed after the order is placed. Most orders are produced and prepared for shipment within 2–7 business days.

Carrier transit time begins after production is completed. Production may take longer during holidays, unusually busy periods, large orders, inventory shortages, or production interruptions.

The delivery estimate displayed during checkout or in your order confirmation should be used when it differs from this general estimate.

Additional information is available in our Shipping Policy .

Yes. When the selected carrier service supports tracking, we email the tracking number to the email address used during checkout after the shipping label is created.

Check your spam, junk, and promotions folders if you do not see the shipment-confirmation email.

Products in one order may be printed at different facilities. When that happens, the order can arrive in separate packages with separate tracking numbers.

A tracking number can be created before the carrier performs its first physical scan. During this period, tracking may show “Label Created,” “Pre-Shipment,” “Awaiting Item,” or no movement.

This does not automatically mean the package is lost. It may be waiting for pickup or moving between the production facility and a larger carrier hub without an initial scan.

Please allow up to 5 business days for a domestic tracking update and up to 7 business days for an international tracking update.

If there is still no movement after that period, email tracking@stupidshirts.com and include your order number and tracking number.

We ship to many international destinations. Available countries, shipping methods, prices, and estimated delivery periods are displayed during checkout.

If checkout does not accept your destination, we cannot currently ship the selected product there.

International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, brokerage charges, or carrier fees imposed by the destination country. These charges may be collected during checkout or requested from the recipient upon delivery, depending on the order and destination.

For an international shipping or customs question, email international@stupidshirts.com .

Inspect your order shortly after delivery. Contact us within 30 calendar days of delivery if the product is damaged, materially misprinted, defective, or different from the item shown in your order confirmation.

Email damaged@stupidshirts.com and include:

• Your order number.
• A photograph of the entire product.
• A close-up photograph clearly showing the problem.
• A photograph of the packaging and shipping label when shipping damage occurred.

Do not mail the product anywhere until we provide instructions. Most verified production and shipping-damage claims can be reviewed using photographs.

Complete terms are provided in our Return and Refund Policy .

StupidShirts.com is a U.S.-based small business. Our products are printed to order by production partners rather than stored as finished inventory in one StupidShirts warehouse.

The exact fulfillment location may vary based on the product, selected color and size, inventory availability, production capacity, and delivery destination.

We do not promise that every order will be produced in a particular city, state, country, or production facility unless the product page expressly states otherwise.