If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it

"If it fits in the toaster, I can cook it", said every bad cook ever. Let’s face it, not everyone is a great cook. There are people who cook noodles in a rice cooker and bake with plastic trays. If you wear this t-shirt, you can warn people not to expect real food when you invite them over for dinner, unless of course, you order pizza.